Last year we arrived at Riverside Methodist Hospital in Columbus before the sun rose. There was already quite a crowd in the waiting room. Large mounted screens indicated the status of patients. My hospital experience to date had been limited to giving birth to my children. So, I was surprised to see the assembly-line efficiency of the surgical process. We had been told my surgery would be in the morning, but at the hospital we learned I’d be taken in the afternoon instead. After a relatively brief time, an older, quirky nurse with spiky hair and colorful glasses took us to the staging area. She looked ready for a punk rock concert, and 30 years earlier was probably a mosh pit regular at Sex Pistols and Ramones’ concerts. I should have asked her what senior citizen punkers do for fun in Columbus. She seemed like she’d be fun to party with even in her 60s.
The staging area was a linear version of an emergency room, rows of gurneys separated by curtains. It reminded me of an airport terminal. We were the planes waiting our turn for departure. Behind each curtain lay someone in a bed, most often with family visiting until they were wheeled away. I changed into my gown and visited with David and Mike, who was taking pictures. Although we stayed in this room for hours, chatting, the time passed quickly. I was amazed by how quickly.
The room cleared of patients except for me. Then it began filling again with new patients. After a while, a nurse came to cut my hair. She explained that very little hair would be shaved, only a small strip for the incision. She pulled out the razor. I joked until I cried because the surgery suddenly became very real.
Then I was sent to have another MRI. Not much later, the guy with the good drugs stopped by. I figured he must be the most liked person in the hospital. Whatever he gave me, I couldn’t keep a smile off my face. Eventually, the drug made me drowsy. I certainly wasn’t stressed about the surgery.
Then it was time. I didn’t care. David said goodbye, and I was wheeled into a large room. Again, I was surprised because on television operating rooms look like these cozy, antisceptic places. This room was cluttered with equipment. The medical staff bustled very efficiently. It’s a world most of us never see, and I wanted to hang out on the side and observe. Right after entering, a mask was put over my face. I don’t remember much during the surgery. At one point, I think I was wet, and they rolled me to the side to change the sheets. The doctor said I joked a bit. I’ll have to take his word for it. Hopefully, I said nothing to embarrass myself.
David had the hardest time. I was unconscious. He went back to the hotel for a while, read, worked on the computer, slept, watched Andy Griffith, talked with family, got updates from the doctor. It was after 9:00 p.m. by the time they brought me to the hospital room. I remember being persistently told to open my eyes by the nurse or doctor and they shone light in my eyes. This continued throughout the night as the drugs started to wear off.
Today is such a contrast to a year ago. Ava’s preschool called and asked us to pick her up. She’s running a high fever. A couple of the teachers are babysitting to give parents a night out. I’d planned to meet David and have dinner together, but now it looks like I’ll be nursing a sick child. I expect I may be taking her to urgent care tomorrow to check on a possible ear infection. The rest of my day was spent on homework and trying to collect donations to help raise funds for a veteran with Type I diabetes who needs a service dog.
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